You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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