Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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