all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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