I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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