5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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