when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It was like getting head from an anaconda
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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