So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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