we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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