And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
i need some magic done to my vagina
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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