i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
