quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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