I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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