She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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