Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
