you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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