: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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