She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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