i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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