your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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