East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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