Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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