Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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