On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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