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just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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