Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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