he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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