stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
that's an acceptable place to lick
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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