Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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