put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
