How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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