You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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