I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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