Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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