I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Alive.
So much puke
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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