apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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