Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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