If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
did i just pee glitter
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