we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wanna passion pit in your ass
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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