She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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