just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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