He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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