He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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