You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
