Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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