3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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