Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
