hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Found the puke drawer
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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