Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just gift wrapped bread.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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