so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
