I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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