It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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